A little boy, excited about his part in the Christmas play at school, came home and shouted, "I got a part in the Christmas play! I got a part in the Christmas play!"
"What part did you get?" asked his mother excitedly.
"I'm one of the three wise guys!"
[forwarded by Bob Martin]
today'sTHOT============================
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
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