a Biking funny.....................

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from one city
to another. He got as far as the mountains when it just became too much
and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours he hadn't gotten a single
person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a
ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the
Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his
bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got
to going too fast to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette
blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took
off after the other. A short distance down the road, the
Corvettes--both going well over 120 mph--blew through a speed trap. The police
officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer
that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then
relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10-speed
bike honking to pass."